Meant in the style of Pinnochio. But there the similarity ends.
My special appendage is not made of wood, nor does it grow if I tell a lie. Or at least I don't think so, I haven't put that to the test yet!
For anyone who hasn't quite worked out what I am on about, I have today, for the first time since I got dressed on the day of my operation, put on a bra and am wearing my fake boob, or as it is more commonly known, my "softie".
This has been brought on by my desire to wear a shirt as opposed to a vest top as it is phenomenally easier to put on so I needed to have some way of looking "normal". It is surprisingly comfortable, is not pressing on the scar and actually affords a teeny bit of protection from the waving hands, legs and heads of various small people.
So there you have it. Levelled up. Sort of...
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